well actually....the fish..

~continuation frm my previous post~

ACTUALLY.. IN THE END THE AMAZING ANAEROBIC(a condition without oxygen) WALKING FISH DIDN'T GET EATEN BY MY GRANDPARENTS AT ALL..
MY GRANDAD'S KEEPIN IT AS HIS PET..!!
HAHA!!

MAYBE HE GOT TOO BORED OF MY GRANDMA TILL HE WANNA GET HIMSELF A PET!!

I SHOULD REALLY START GIVIN MY GRANDMA SOME MAKEOVER TIPS AND GLOW IN THE DARK DENTURES~~!


lmao




the end

WANNA SEE A DISH TO BE .. WALKING??.. check this out.

no, no. im not supporting violence against animal.. but fish isn't included in my daily diet coz i am against fishes being eaten!.. uhu.. this fish was supposed to be cooked for dinner for my grandparents on saturday.. i rather see it die suffocating than it being eaten! OMg! THATS like the most crueslest thing everr.. to eat a fish!... well anyway. before it was washed, got rid of its insides,guts whatsover slimey stuff you name it. i managed to take a video of it. actually my uncle caught it and passed it to my grandma by HAND. now that's what i call fresh. I was in the car all along and i saw something passed me by.. OMG! i was shocked.. i mean. it was cloudy, my car was parked facing the forest.. well For your info, I was at kampung at that time.. and no one was around. i was dreaming myself away with the car door open and suddenly i saw something moving at the corner of my eyes~.. oh phhhu.....! damn. that got me. it was that fish. hehe. and notice in the video my mum was trying to model her new shoes which was the same colour as the fish. anyway, i dont know what kinda fish is tht.. i knw it's one of the famous fish eaten in kampung... and by the end of the video you can hear my grandma screaming when she saw me takin video of the fish.. WELL IT WAS HER FAULT WHAT! she was the one who left the fish on the floor. it was so unattended till it reached my sight for attention???!... i bet it was screamin at the top of its voice .."WATERRRR... WATER..... ARRRGHHHH... I CANT BELIEVE IM ACTUALLY SWIMMING ON THE FLOOR!!...er.. okay.. doesnt sound right.. but anyways.. WATERR!!..WATER!!... GURGLRGURLGE....

requested by Kah Ling:
1. Put your music player on shuffle. 2. Press forward for each question. 3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense. No cheating. 4. With the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.
How are you feeling today?
Move along ( all American rejects)
“ Haha yeah move along.. its gonna be tomorrow,so move along.”

Will you get far in life?
It ends tonight (all American rejects)
“ Omg.. is my life ending tonight?? ”

How do your friends see you?
Besame mucho (andrea bochelli)
“ Translation: kiss me more… er.. wth?? ”

Will you get married?
Whatever it takes ( lifehouse)
“ Ha??.. wow. Sounds so desperate… I’m still not desperate yet thank you..”

What is your best friend's theme song?
Never too late ( 3 days grace)
“ Its none of my best friend’s theme song haha ”

What is the story of your life?
Tercipta untukku (ungu)
“ The story of my life is made for me?.. wow.. sounds so deep and meaningful.. ”

What was high school like?
I can let go now (lee ryan)
“ HAHA! Yeap! That’s right.. I really can let go now. I’ve moved on, pn.chai!! Kaman,Kaman,Kaman! Where is this di-borah?..she go faind sam oksigon?*the marians should understand this… lmao* ”



How can you get ahead in life?
Love song (sara bareilles)
“ This can get me ahead in the toilet though. Ask kah ling.. ”

What's the best thing about your friends?
Breathless (Shayne ward)
“ Haha.. breathless because whenever I’m with them I’d laugh to death till I just couldn’t catch my breath ”

What's in store for this weekend?
Ada cinta (acha and irwansyah)
“ Wow.. ada cinta?.. got love?.. no love lehh!!... huhu.. eyh,waait a minute.. got,got.. =) ”



Describe your grandparents.
Cant take it (all American rejects)
“ Hah! No! I can take it. I love them. But sometimes.. I really can’t take it .. they still treat me like their 5 years old pwincess! *sulks* ”

How's your life going?
In loving memory ( alter bridge)
“ Omg.. why is it when it comes to the ‘life’ question.. it’s about the end of it.. am I really gonna die that soon???..”

What song will they play at your funeral?
Innocence (avril lavigne)
“ Wah! And its so connected! Im still young and innocent!(am i?) And during my funeral they’ll play me this song.. nice~ I like that… k Jaclyn! Get ready your rafllessia flowers for me liaww!”

How does the world see you?
How do I (lee ryan)
“ I don’t understand.. how do i?..hmm..”


What does your mum think of you?
Moving mountains (usher)
“ What! Am I that difficult to raise till its feels like she’s moving mountains!??? YOU’RE WRONG!!
*runs to my bedroom,slams the door and cries on my bed OUT LOUD* heh? ”

Will you have a happy life?
Rehab (amy winehouse)
“ So when I getta rehab,then my life is happy.. k people! Start Sendin me liquors and alcohols now!.. “they try to get me out of rehab but I said eh no.no no..! ”



Do people secretly lust after you?
Ps I love you (nelly mckay)
“ Has love got to do with lust?.. (gives you an innocent puppy dog eyes) ”


How can you make yourself happy?
Terlalu cinta (rossa)
“ Ooh? By makin myself happy I really fall in love.. waaaa…true,true.. hee hee
*wink wink*”

What should you do with your life?
The kill (30 seconds to mars)
“ Wow.. then I must murder tonight.. lemme see.. *rubs palms together…..looks left and right to identify victim*”

Will you ever have children?
Wont stop (one republic)
“ ha!!!! No way!.... wow~~ wth???.. u think my sex drive so high ka hah?! *hits your head* ”

What song would you strip to?
When I fall in love ( westlife)
“ Eh?.. wow.. I strip to slow oldies songs.. then I think it’ll take 4 hours and 25 minutes to strip !.. follow the tempo of the song ma…~ one button 10 minutes..”


What is your deep, dark secret?
Come home (one republic)
“ There you go. Im not supposed to reveal it. Thats why I should go home.. so see ya! Im goin home~ I aint telling! ”

What is your mortal enemy's theme song?
Love you till the end (the pogues)
“ Wow.~ that’s sweet of my enemy..”


What's your personality like?
Move along (all American rejects)
“ Ha? Move along again?..well, yes actually.. move along.. I wont give up and never look back =)”

What song will be played at your wedding?
Somethings’ not right here ( one republic)
“wait a minute.. why is there something not right here??.. *gasps*
THE BRIDESMAID IS JUST WEARING A CELLOTAPE TO COVER HER THINGIES ON MY WEDDING DINNER??!! Arrrrgghh.. (throws myself into the Sarawak river)”

Name 5 people you can think of right off the top of your head.
1)Gregory
2)Kimberly
3)Jaclyn
4)kah ling
5)mr.edison(math lecturer)


Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 5 people.This is a lot funnier if you actually randomly list the names first.NO CHEATING DON'T LOOK AHEAD UNLESS YOU FILLED UPTHE TOP

1. how did u meet 1?
In college.he’s my senior.and some dude in my student council.

2. On a scale of 1 -10 how would u rate your friendship with 1 ?
10+10 to the power of 100000000000000000000..so, is this what u call a friendship now?..

3. How long have you known 4 ?
Er.. since I knew kah yee is her sister.. tht was in 2003.. so 2008 – 2003 (runs to get a calculator)..err.. 5 yrs! ~

4. How do you know number 3?
She came frm miri to st mary’s. my classmate since primary 4.and my best butt till now.. =)

5. Wheres 5 ?
OMG! I THINK HE IS WATCHING THE REPEAT OF BAJET 2008 OR READING ABOUT ANWAR IBRAHIM FOR GOODNESS SAKE!

6. A fact about number 1 ?
He is very serious when he does his work. damn serious till you feel the pressure building up in you when you see him.

7. Who is 4 going out with?
Er.. no one?.. she goes out with augustine and I everyday during lunch tho! HEE HEE

8. What does 1 do for a living?
He’s still studying laa. But he does tutoring tho! *proud of him*

9. Would you live with number 3 ?
Haha! Jac?.. she’s been in my life for 10 fur-reakin years!.. that’s considered living a life with her already =P.

10. What do you like about number 2 ?
For being there for me when I cried and when I get mad.. for being my wall to shout all the foul words to when I’m pissed.. love yaa kimm.

11. Do you miss number 5 ?
CAN!.. can also..ee.. kidding okay! Err..tak blehh!~(immitates the U MOBILE advert)

12. Would you make out with number 4 ?
HA?? NO! IF YOU CHANGE THE ‘OUT’ WORD TO UP.. then im fine laa. heee

13. What’s your opinion of number 2 ?
She’s a quiet girl actually. But I came into her life. So she’s crazy now! Like me! Haha!

14. What's your favorite memory with number 5 ?
No memories. Sorry. *Memory card corrupted.*

15. What would you do if number 1 and 2 were going out?
……. Speechless…. I love them both.. but erm…. I’D BE HAPPY AND CRYING ABOUT IT AT THE SAME TIME!!

16. Ever had a long conversation with 5 ?
Nope. only 5 minutes. That one also talking about anwar ibrahim.

17. Have you ever slept at 2's house?
Yes!! Nap also ever..

18.Do you hang out with 3 a lot?
What do you expect?.. 10 years of friendship…. That’s like countless times!and I lovee lovee hanging out with her..

19.Who have you known the longest?
No.3 jacyln

21. How often do you talk to 1 ?
Haha! Everytime after lunch,after classes,on the phone….. as often as you can imagine.

22. What about 2 ?
I sms her often la.. now she’s in melaka.. when she was here.. huh!.. I think our ears were ALREADY bored of the phone stuck to them all the time.

23. Have you ever thought 3 more than a friend?
Er.. what if I said yes??. HAHA!.. of course she’s more than a friend! SHE IS MY BESTEST FRIEND.
Isn’t bestest friend more than a best friend and also more than just a friend?

24. Would you go out for a date with 5 ?
Haha. He’s my math lecturer. I wouldn’t, thank you..

25. Do you dream about 2 ?
No.. =( so far I haven’t.

26. What did no 4 did to you that you can never forget?
She clears my stuff and being my secretary.. thnxx kah lingg.. =)

27. What have you done for 1 that the person never forget?
I don’t know? I haven’t asked him yet..

28. What's 3 hobby?
She likes doin kraf tangan like.. doin those bracelets and really really creative things.. she’s just soo talented!....

my 1st time to rainforest fest

hey
12th July 2008 happened to be an experience of a lifetime at the rainforest music fest for me and my freakin life. My first time goin bah,thats why!!... xD

It was arnd 2PM. While waiting for Ann,my cuzzie and my also uncle Roland(not my dad ar..) to pick me up.. Jaclyn came over with Ian(jac's cupcake, sweety pie) to me house.. First time meeting Ian also.. wah!

*jac on my right* *er..Ian? helo?.. where is thy face!...*

That day was my first time in everything! yerr.. not everything la..*exaggerating bah*

so..when both of them left i left to Sarawak cultural village also la..
On the way kan in the car.. i was like.." Ann!.. aduh mu ngaban mirror mu?..aku rak nasan eyeliner".... hmm... ...

okay! okay! translation: "Ann. did you bring your mirror,i wanna put my eyeliner on.."

so what happened next was.. ehm. i was actually thinking of drinking..it was hot and of course la you'll feel thirsty right?.. but I didn't drink..i just ignored my craving for water to wash down my human throat.

Bidayuh beliefs says.. if you crave for something to eat or drink when you cant have it at that time itself, you have to say " PA-PAS"... if you don't say that you'll get hurt or something.. I know i know.. sounds ridiculous right? but it really is true.. it happened to Jac once when we were in high school.. i offered her sweets but she rejected my offer.. oh yeah! when someone offers you food also.. don't just say "no thanks." say "PA-PAS" too..hehe..

so back to my story..

I didn't say PA-PAS la.. then when i was looking for my eyeliner in my bag i felt something goin through my flesh

This was just the beginning .not much blood yet.

This was the climax!.haha! sorry the boobs wanted to star in the picture too..

"yeah! yeah! yeah! ..i love you! but i gotta stay true!...u beggin me for mercy!"
*advertisement for the bloody pics just incase blood disgust you.

What caused this was my eyeliner sharperner!! i was looking for the eyeliner and the sharpener wanted my attention instead!~hmmph.

i was like.. aouwwwwww.... blood came out nonstop .. coz it was a hot day also .. and this Ann was like so amazed by my blood colour.. adoh that pakeeh..hahaha..she was like

"adoh Nai!..so nice your blood colour! wow!come gimme your camera! imma take the picture yaw!"


and she took those bloody pics I've shown above la.. we're both so morbid.. we love the sight of blood and those corpsy stuff, thats why.

So i wrapped my finger in a tissue. And the bleeding stopped.

So when we reached Santubong Resort area, there was this road block.. The police were everywhere. They wouldnt allow entry to continue the journey to Sarawak CUltural Village so we had to park at the Santubong Resort carpark and take a shuttle to Sarawak Cultural Village.

OK THIS PART IS INTERESTING but EMBARASSING...

I wasnt used to using a shuttle/van and sittin right next to the van door where people step up the van and come in?.. You knw that particular seat which bends so people can fill the spaces at the back of the van?

I didnt know it can actualy bend backwards ENTIRELY so i can sit comfortably ..and so i sat there with my body bent 45 degress to the floor till Ann pulled the seat backwards and laughing at me. (sorry Ann,and uncle, i knew you guys were embarrased by my stupidity sitting down in a van)....

and i was so TOTALLY AMAZED! I DIDNT KNOW WE CAN DO THAT!! AND ALL THE WHILE I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA SIT 45 DEGRESS TO THE FLOOR TILL I REACH SARAWAK CULTURAL VILLAGE???!! *SHIT* wtf right?

hmmphh..

And we reached SCV(Sarawak cultural village) . nt many peeps yet la.. met a few ppl i knew.. these are with Ann's friends and rachael naja..

that was around 3 smtg pm.....

Then,we took pics of our pretty faces*eheh* on the way in SCV.... yerr.. no la no la.. kiddin..only Ann's the pretty face.

and then we went to ethnic houses la. aiya! didnt get to take all the pics of all the different ethnic houses!.. but uhm..

i took a pic at the Kelabit houSe though.only there.. found my new crush there...(adoring.....HEEEE) wanna see him?...... oh wait.. i still dont know whether its a him or her.. oh shit.!

"besame..besame muchoooo.. esta noche..lalala.. si si,porfavor"

This is Bryan. He brought me around. Since it was my 1st time also.. adumak.. this was taken at the four storey melanau traditional house. I didnt take the house pic la. just bryan and i..

and this was taken at the penan house i think?.. penan ka what.. i think penan la heh.. very small house.. no doors even!

AND NIGHT TIME CAME~

the first performance was by those orang ulu people.. the girls are hot man!. haha.. kiddin.. me not lesbian.. me just feel they pretty.. you understand?..

the second one was from Ireland ka.

SEE THE SEA OF PEOPLE???...

yah ,.. they even played the instruments with spoons.. if Iban people were to comment on that they would say" nadai adat!..main ngau sudu bekenyak! manah makai ngenak jarei! aukkk mehhh..."

translation??.. go buy yourself an IBAN dictionary in the bookstores near you.

We were dancing our asses off and lost weight right away.







This is some cute guy i took picture of. His back was facing the camera la but he was sooooooooooooooooooo cute..adoh.. the blue shirt on your right. the white shirt one danced like crazee!like the devil was on his back or something!! hahaha..

and the disgusting(..but fun) part .....

WE WERE ACTUALLY DANCING ON THE GROUND OF MUD!... everyone was so muddy and sweaty .. we all looked like half naked construction workers on a strike.
and look at this pic!

our flip flops turned into flop flips.. okay haha just kidding. conclusion la.. everybody danced on stinking mud.

and these were the girls and I at the iban long house. They were havin some drinks.. as in .. heavy ones.. all those liquor . i was tempted but i was as angel that night! hee hee heee!!

i was also afraid to try hee hee.. afraid i might go drunk & berserk and pick people's nose for no reason or spank people's asss or what. you never know what you do when ur drunk babes.

yeah.. so it ended at 12 smtg am.. we waited for the shuttle to take us back to Santubong for an hour~ stood there. legs numb and painful after dancing and walking around like mad.

To sum things up.. I had a really great time! it was a blast! and i would really want to attend the next year's event but i am soo goin for all the 3 days of the event!!... I reached home at 2 smtg slept at 3am.. woah~ exhausted like hell.. hmmph.

For those of you who hasnt gone to this RAINFOREST WORLD MUSIC FESTIVAL yet.. I'm tellin ya. you wont regret it once you've paid that freakin expansive entrance ticket!!.. you gonnaa get a whole lot of fun babies!

aku sedang promoting yer??... hehehe..

and ..

oh! THANKS FOR INTRODUCING ME AKON'S DANGEROUS SONG, ANN!! i'm loving it and listening to it again and again now hee hee hee....and dancing like hell like that night. "like a bitch on the mud" hahahahhaa..

Till the next interesting event,people!!

god bless.

BoRiNg dAy iNdEeD!

hey!!

its me again ya'll.. havent been updating this blog for 5 days.. well as you've guessed it..nothin interesting happened since.sigh..

but anyways.. two days ago i went out with my dearest baby cousin Aldrich. He's not a baby la! hehe. just me exagerrating coz he has always been a kid to me..now..shit. he's 2 years younger than 2 decades(hmm he's 18 la) and he's much taller than me!!!

ehe..er...yyyaahh.. i din mean that way when i said "that he's way taller than me".......uhh........

continue....

he's much slimmer sumore!!.. aduh. last time!man!..when he was younger he was fat as a suckling pig for hell's sake! so chubby!!.. and shorter than me MUAHAHA!.. NOW..ADUH

they're all the opposite..!!

*sobs*

just punch me!!!

*DUSH DUSH*

....................................................................................................*&^%$%$#^*(*^$@@%T^&&!!

huhu..

AH SHIAT!...adeh!! ok..that was too harsh honey....aahhhhww...adeh adeh adeh.

so!... back to my story.. we went out that day to the cinema to watch "WANTED" acted by angelina jolie and some timid looking guy who suddenly had six packs at then end of the movie.

.* ri-DICK-culous*

really really nice!!! i loved the movie!.... I somehow like that timid guy's character though..heehee..

we watched it with his 2 friends..what were their names already....?

uhmm.. rumplestillskin?..uhmm nope..rumpleforeskin..er SHIT!..thats dirty vana!..

eheh..sorry la.. i was watching scarymovie4 and i got it frm there hehe..

*yer..sempat advertise the movie!*

okay okay okay! enough with the crap!.. they were Tim..ON AND POOMBA!..hahha..crappin again ..Tim and Jon..

so after movie finished.. we were standing outside of the cinema.. thinking of where to go and what to do next... stood there lost in our own thoughts.. 10 minutes passed..20 seconds passed..900 miliseconds passed...

"dont waste ur fuckin' time ya'll asholes!"

EH! chill la babe!.. ya daunt hafta remind me LADY!...

so after wasting 10 minutes & 20 seconds & 900 miliceonds..

Jon suggested to go CYBER CAFE around arang road area there.. i was like..oooookay~~ urr... that place is like a totaldifferent world to me.. full of boys!!! arrgh!.. i feel like im from venus goin to mars!

and we went there la.. and just as ive expected!..boys boys boys~~~~...

Boys have been gaming and name me the benefits?

the world needs to be a better place ya know!... coz it hasnt been!.. instead of goin to CC to play some shooting games..why not just save the earth's ozone by doing awareness among teenagers! toward the betterman of mankind!!!!

eheh.

yah... i got carried away.. once again.

and i was at that cc for like only 10 mins.. Aldrich said he was hungry..and! his nanny called to tell him that he was supposed to pick his dad up now!! oh shiat.. arang road to airport..and his dad was waiting la.. adui kesian my uncle..so we rushed to the car like a hurricane..urrrr..can hurricanes rush?

well anyway..when we were on our way out.. suddenly his dad called..

"u! pick up ur sis..! im using taxi to go home"

aww!! my uncle~~ pity him.. so we cant go bck to the CC again..outta the way liaw~hmm..so we decided to go Boulevarf to eat..

I chia Aldrich KFC!! HEEHEE.. so typical kan?..bawak younger cousin mesti kat KFC..hahaha.. typical man..

so he was enjoying his meal la..the whole thing included my meal costed me RM 16.80 =D

It was really my day out with him.. we chatted like hell..

then he hadta send me home but i was insisting to get his st.joe mag frm his house!! hmmph.. but went home ajer la.. he had to pick his sis up also.. haih..

so that was it..about my day out with aldrich.

and you too.

HAVE A GREAT DAY AHEAD!

=D

"lost and forgotten"

"I still remember the world from the eyes of a child"..

Here I go again.Reminiscing about my life. I remembered everything,every bit of it..

Sorrow engulfed me like a fog as i sit here alone on my grave

waiting for someone to pay me a visit..maybe even expecting flowers in their hands?

Oh GOD! why did i have to go so soon!?

...a particular song continued to echo in my lifeless thoughts...

Slowly these feelings were crowded by what I know now.. where has my heart gone?

..an uneven trade from the real world..i want to go back to..believing in everything..."

"That song!........"I thought. Really portray how I am feeling right now.

In the mid of this cool weather of dawn, I just couldn't control flashbacks and memories.......

of when i was still living in the real world.

The song!... It chorused through and through in my mind,leaving me to stray among unkempt graves and tombstones of crosses and angels

Some with dried flowers on them..which showed how long someone hasn't come over to replace them..

I realised they were all like me.. a lost lonely soul.

I walked gracefully around the cemetery sweeping the dead grounds with my long black dress.

A dress my mother had bought on my last day living in the real world.

I then had a flashback of when I was once a little child.

The precious one I was. .. and my parents plus my elder sister loved me so much that they would give their whole world to me.

I sat down at the corner of the gravesite on the cold cemented floor and leaned my back on the rusty-peeled old cemetery gates.

I began to shed unearthly tears.

"I still remember the sun always warm on my back......

but somehow it seems colder noww.... where has my heart gone?

trapt in the eyes of a stranger..

i want to go back to..

believing in everything...'

As i sat there the solemn song continued to play in my ghostly mind and I began to recall the day of my death.

It was a bright shiny day...a beautiful one where wonderful things can be done.

How great it was! for I was celebrating my 16th birthday!

But the happy moments ended with a shocking news of my sudden death.

Who would have expected it to come?..

Sorrow,sorrow,sorrow...

suddenly I know i'm not breathing...

But i'm still here.

All that's left of yesterday..

I swiftly got up to my feet for the sun is coming up.

Well, it seems like another day huh?

Another day waiting for company.. and maybe fresh flowers??

Another day of being lost and forgotten.

Indian Gurl

heys..so this would be my second time writing something here..hee.. coz you know why??..i did something interesting!*clap clap* yay!
the thing's like this...

To start of with today's topic..hee hee..






Everytime,people whom I meet will ask what race am I.. and most guessed that i am INDIAN!






why oh why ashwarai!.. everytime u knw!.. ..some even said "kamu beragama Hindu?"..






I LOOK LIKE a TYPICAL DAYAK LAH!..hmm..





One day la.. i was sick as hell..went to the doctor for some really bad gastrict prob.. due to what?...i was tryin to lose weight by using the shortcut(not eating at all)..

what made it worst for me was.. when my mum told the doctor what i have been practising..she said..

DOCTOR: "Vana... you can't help it..you have an indian body..BIG thighs..BIG arms..."

i was like what????....... that didnt help at all!! huhuhu..

So i resolved to the fact that i have an indian body.. my size and all.. sheesh!




and today..after staring at the ceiling for too long..i suddenly came up with an idea!






all these while if i have always looked like an indian..why not..i try dress up as an indian and leave for india tomoro morning???!!!!








and i put some indian makeovers you know..like those hindustani hei~~






NEHIII!!! PANIHE!!.. BABUJI BABUJI...






seriously..im loving hindustan people now..






eheh..






so this turned out to be the look :
















so?..is it the bad version of kajol??.. thanks..i expected that..








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HAHA! LAUGH OUT LOUD!... i knw i knw.. i failed to be the perfect hindi girl!!

but i have an indian body tho..heeee.. and the last attemp was this pose









SO IS THIS THE PERFECT POSE???.. hee hee!!
thank you! thank you!.... sigh..i finally got some recognition here...

haha..hope ya'll enjoy my transformation..i was just wondering should i really fly to india tomoro or not..

so! im new to this shit~yeah

heys.. uhm since im new to this... i'm still un-inspired to write anything interesting just yet.
so. till the next interesting event then!